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Suck Demotivational Poster


MISS DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: carla suckerpunch sexy tough cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

culos - August 2, 2010, 4:19 am
She can discipline me every day (safe word please? anyone???)
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:56 pm
Mercy me, it's Miss Gugino. Very nice.


HARRY POTTER -




MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


GETTING OLD - I remember the words to every song from the 80's, but I forgot why I came into this room.


TAGS: aging sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by WTFO

SteveFurlong - August 26, 2012, 11:51 am
I was going to make a pithy comment, but by the time the page loaded I forgot what I was going to say.
WTFO - August 13, 2012, 1:18 am
My first LP was Twisted Sister's Stay Hungry. Still can sing along to every song.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:37 am
Don't Stop Believin' was the first song from the 80's that I memorized (I was 9 when the album came out, it was my first LP)
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:21 am
Hey now, the Lassie song made me melancholy when I was a kid (no play on words here)…that heart breaking whistling at the beginning of e-v-e-r-y fricking episode….think I’ll have soup for breakfast this morn…Campbell’s soup
rerun - August 5, 2012, 11:11 am

Jeez.....I gotta tell you everything? The dog is Lassie
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:07 am
Bingo!…….huh, ‘bingo’ reminds of a song, but can’t recall that damn dog’s name for the life of me.


YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!


TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Trapper

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)


FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm
To true! 5L


SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey


TAGS: sweden realy sucks at ice hockey 1
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Allanius

JesusWept - June 30, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yeah...that's why we're world champions now. For the 9th time ;)
mShreck - March 1, 2012, 10:23 pm
Actually Sweden is better than America and would even give Canada a run for their money
calumsensible - December 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
Except Sweden are just as good as Russia America and Canada. Certainly 2nd best in Europe though.
pro - November 27, 2008, 4:20 am
Actually, I think he's about to head the puck into the Canuck goal!
Kött - November 27, 2008, 1:21 am
How come we're the reigning olympic champions? Ya little fontanelle-fucker.
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:21 pm
same pitcure in video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRQdPF9jt0
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:20 pm
haha i laughed


DETROIT LIONS - Introduce their new team mascot.




ITS A JEEP THING -


TAGS: suck fail
Rating: 2.02/5

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A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

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Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on tap at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on tap. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!


416,800 -


TAGS: ww2 war america canada sucks fail win epic world 2
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by GreedoNeverShot

wychunter - March 27, 2012, 11:30 pm
On a side note, Canada kicks the USA's ass in a war; USA denies war ever happened.
oaktree - February 22, 2010, 3:16 am
i am a American but the dumeass trying to act like he knows history, well got some bad news. We did not defeat Germany, technically Russia did.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
We have oil. We'll call it equal.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
Both Albertans! My brethren get no respect.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
I'm close enough to Canada - Southern Alberta, Northern Montana, same electrical lines.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
random
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
space
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Ooooo and TTH. Who am I missing?
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:21 pm
There's some random guy, annnnnnd Haark is from Norway; that's in Canada right??
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:20 pm
I know Canada. But I can't cuss an American in support of a foreign country! As usual I'm just blabbin at the fingers. What I meant to say was we've got alot of Canadian members on here with exceptional credentials such as yourself, a bunny, a cow.....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:11 pm
Well that as alot more polite than I would have put it
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:10 pm
and complain about all the Pro American comments. Silly tards! They act like we're coming to a European site and bragging. Silly I tell ya!!! So back of the nucks, they got alot of support on here.
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:08 pm
And when you go blasting them they may just invade again......wait? Go for it Bro! Actually we've got quite a few members on here with exceptional credentials and who are frickin funny as all get out. Save your wrath for The Eurotards who come on here...
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:05 pm
Yo! American! You may be new to the site here, so just so's you know, we've got a tenuous relationship with our NTTN. (neighbors to the north) They've actually invaded a few times it's been a great time for all. Beer, hockey and sisters with moose bites.
American - November 2, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'm American and I am proud to be an SUV driving, enviornment destroying, totally conceded and flamboyant ass hole that can't spell. Fuck you Canada.
Althalus - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Adam... they bombed a small military base. We fucking NUKED their ass. I think the U.S wins that one.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 5:02 pm
Adam, comment fail. Does the Univ. of Alta. offer history?
Adam - June 14, 2009, 4:51 pm
America wantred nothing to do with the war up until december of '41. When the underdog Japanese took 'em by surprise and kicked their asses, the americans all of the sudden felt EVERYTHING was their business, and like always, ran in with guns blazing.
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 9:00 am
Yeah! AND you guys broke the "Trash" button too...now it just keeps happening over and over and over again...
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
We also trashed Washington a little while later -- good times!
Baron von Tofurkey - June 1, 2009, 12:23 am
W/ no disrespect to the Canadian war dead, let us not forget that the "Canadians" were fighting with the British Army in the 1770s to put down that "annoying little rebellion" in the American colonies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 8:30 pm
I had alluded to Lend-Lease, but took it out before hitting "submit". Sigh. Of course, the Atlantic transports and Flying Tigers were in it long before the "official" declaration.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:20 pm
*America (sorry, hands sore from garden- I mean digging a series of shallow-- ok, from gardening)
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:18 pm
As non-humorous as I find the inaptly named Cheech, he was responding to the ignorant comment under the title "Canadians." And I'm pretty sure that Anerica contributed a huge amount of war materials to its allies prior to entering the ring itself.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wiki - Canada lost .4 % pf her 1939 population, the US lost .32% and Australia lost .57%. USSR - 13.71%, over 10 million war casualties and 11 million civilian casualties. Lest we get overly jingoistic, we were all in it as - wait for it - Allies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:50 pm
Anyone who knows their hisory also knows that FDR let Stalin and Hitler bloody themselves to a pulp before committing men. Very wise. I can't imagine what the American reaction would have been to losses on the Eastern scale.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:08 pm
In the last round or two of a heavyweight title fight, if the ref suddenly stepped in and started throwning punches at one of the pugilists, that too might sway the course of the "battle". And per capita wise, Canada's contribution compares.
Cheech - May 31, 2009, 12:54 pm
Anybody who knows the history of that war knows that until the USA showed up Germany had all of Europe on the ropes and was winning then suddenly the USA shows up and it was over in those 4 years. Hmm and Canada sent how many men compared to the USA?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
Tunnel = 1
Mousey - May 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
if you want to use numbers sacrificed....russia wins hands down
JihadJoe - April 30, 2009, 11:18 am
Australia: The first to ever make Japan stop, and the first to make them turn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 11:18 am
Funny it sure took you guys a long time to get into that war. Turning the tide is not winning alone. It was a group effort and not something to make light of, or derive arrogant pride from.
God's God - March 30, 2009, 7:15 pm
Canadians where the worst creations i ever made. HUGE mistake they aren't worth anything. Now America... I'm Lovin' It
Mark - March 18, 2009, 11:03 pm
Suck it.
Amerifail - March 18, 2009, 9:26 pm
America is worst nation in world. Canada at least tries not to be cockbites.


SLAYER -


TAGS: slayer greg gutfeld nickelback sucks
Rating: 4.04/5

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rudeboy308 - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm
Thanks. It's from his intro to his "Red Eye" interview of guitarist Kerry King. I've been a fan ever since high school in the late 80's.
zdanny - July 7, 2011, 11:09 pm
100% Agreed


TRUE BLOOD VS. TWILIGHT - True Blood wins. You get to see Anna Paquin's tits... *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*




1ST RULE OF POKER - If you can't work out who the sucker is... then it's you.




APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care




CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get shot if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind fuck posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release button springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


INFATUATION -


TAGS: love sucks tattoo decchallenge
Rating: 4.21/5

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CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
AGGY FTW!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
49 year old loser. Gone.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
Shhhhh..... hear that? He's banned permanently.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 9:57 pm
WTF?
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
is nice


WISEMAN SAYS: - "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"




ADVERSITY -


TAGS: life sucks deal with it
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by caveman

Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:03 pm
Amazing... The picture on it's own deserves a 5L let alone the perfect caption...


BLONDIE -


TAGS: sucker punch girls cubby
Rating: 3.41/5

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Reality Lord - August 1, 2010, 7:02 pm

solid


NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?


TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Vinnie

??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you fucking foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm
-couple of assault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the fuckers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm
WHo the fuck wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're fucked anyway and noone will notice them with all the other fuckers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!


LONGHORN - What Aggies want to be when they grow up.


TAGS: ut longhorns champions aggies suck
Rating: 2.32/5

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rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:07 pm

swat, go away
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:49 pm
manners, swat. We're not here to be a pain.
swat253 - November 26, 2010, 10:47 pm
24-17 and you're LAST in the Big XII South... Hook THIS, Bitch!
DreMagnum - December 2, 2009, 8:39 pm
As nice as Charles Manson and Hitler offspring after a rough day at school
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:28 pm

He probably knows know. Isn't Moooo+ behind just about everything?
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:24 pm
Well Rerun, does Aggy know that some random cow college has infringed on his identity? Isn't identity theft a CRIME? Huh? HUH!? WELL!?!? Wait...is Moooooooooooooo behind this?
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:40 pm

sorry guys, this isn't about you. I know, it really isn't. For those who don't know, The longhorn is University of Texas (my college), the Aggies ate Texas A & M. The enemy. Hook Em Horns
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:51 am
National champions in three, two, one...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:17 am
I don't get it...... Aggy's want to grow up to be steers? Weird Aspiration. ;)
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 6:26 am
Yeah, everyone knows that Aggy's longheld dream is to get picked for one of the spots on the "Cher Sings" Revue over at the Golden Nugget.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:23 am
I beg to differ.


VOLLEYBALL - Something else that Timmy sucks at !!




CRAPPY JOBS - AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOB SUCKED...


TAGS: crappy jobs suck elephant poop
Rating: 3.94/5

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Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
I'll second that
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 3:09 pm
I'm going to say that it greatly depends on the job. I would rather be doing THAT than working in customer service :-D


LARS ULRICH - Me banging on pots with spoons > Lars Ulrich


TAGS: metallica lars ulrich sucks
Rating: 2.25/5

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Rivaldog - January 23, 2012, 10:59 pm
So if he sucks so bad, why don't you guys go hop on a drum kit and play me some blackened? Battery? Please, and thank you.
burnallbabies - January 29, 2010, 6:49 am
If you can't play, you shouldn't play. Lars ulrichs expiration date went out a long time ago. When milk has gone sour you don't drink it, you fucking throw it away
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 5:04 pm
I really haven't listened to them since Load/Re-load era... yes RTL and Kill'em All, great eff'n albums. He's old, man, FFS! There comes a time when you can't pull it off like you used to - that also means it might be time to hang it up...
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:21 pm
I still think that Ride The Ligthning is one of the greatest metalalbums ever, despite my feelings about Lars! (Master of Puppets is overrated)
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:10 pm
He was in 1986 maybe, but now he is unable to keep it up. Which makes the faster songs incredibly painful to listen to. I have nothing against metallica, just lars' shitty drumming.
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 3:54 pm
As much as I hate what Metallica has become... Lars is still a badass drummer.


MASOCHISM - The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs.


TAGS: the withdrawal sucks
Rating: 4.44/5

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112345 - October 12, 2011, 6:50 pm
can isuck your tits
jameswnash - August 24, 2010, 12:07 am
Maybe its the Irish in me but yes, redheads are addicting!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 7:00 pm
Woof! There is nothing wrong with that woman.
AdmiralAckbar - August 23, 2010, 6:59 pm
give her some time
Kung-Fu Devil - August 23, 2010, 5:38 pm
She needs to eat a few burgers or something!


THE RAIDERS - The only way they get a Super Bowl Ring is if McDonalds starts puting them in Happy Meals.


TAGS: raiders al davis sucks
Rating: 3.28/5

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Bovee - January 22, 2010, 3:40 pm
Sad but true. Oh look a Jack A** and a P.O.S. you decide which is which.


PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE -


TAGS: work sucks smile
Rating: 4.92/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:01 am
FUNNY 5L


F#@K TEAM EDWARD - I'm on team Blade


TAGS: blade twilight sucks
Rating: 3.68/5

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faqo - December 2, 2015, 11:32 pm
fuck u im team edward
nicolbolas09 - May 30, 2011, 11:26 am
Love it. 5 L's


COLLEGE -


TAGS: college youre in the real world suck it up princess pzy
Rating: 4.88/5

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GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:30 am
"do to"? 5L


LEAFS FANS - Cheering "Golf Leafs Golf" since 2004




LIFE -


TAGS: it sucks why bother cubby
Rating: 4.79/5

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hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:39 am
cannot resist the power of the egg noodle...
palmat - January 20, 2011, 4:47 am
best one i've ever seen @ motifake.
Cubbybear - January 19, 2011, 7:56 pm
I wouldn't say great...but Thank you kind one.
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 7:27 pm
Great one!


WAR AND PEACE -


TAGS: war sucks
Rating: 4.98/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 10:11 am
Sad Stuff .


PLANET EARTH - Please remember that if the world didn't suck we'd all just float off into space.


TAGS: earth suck gravity float space
Rating: 4.09/5

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Zetmonk - June 13, 2012, 7:36 am
Nice play!


ANIME HOSTAGE -


TAGS: omochao killed more to follow stop posting anime it sucks and so does your mom
Rating: 4.07/5

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Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm
ROR! 5L


FINGERTITS - are nutritious


TAGS: finger dog suck
Rating: 1.92/5

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Mellie - May 9, 2008, 1:27 am
That's cute and rather sick at the same time...


PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!


TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

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LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
So many great fucking games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm
really mods? reallylllylyy?


MW3 -


TAGS: same game different cover mw3 sucks
Rating: 4.42/5

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abraaz - January 20, 2012, 6:07 am
Yes but the thing is this game is actually copied and pasted, well most of it is anyway. For instance when server crash on PC you get this meassage "We're sorry but the Modern Warefare 2 servers have crashed" I mean like seriously, that is an epic fail xD
falloutghoul - January 19, 2012, 2:03 pm
I object! And no, I am not defending Money Wasted 3!
Sho - January 18, 2012, 11:24 pm
All video game sequels are a copy paste lol
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:39 pm
Nice. Harsh. Ouch. I'm clueless about video games, but I get it. 5L


PERSPECTIVE -




SILVER LINING? -




WHY DOES WINTER SUCK SO MUCH? - Then again, with the Curse of a Permanent Double Facepalm, Everything in the World kinda sucks for me




MEAN COMIC GEEKS SUCK! - BECAUSE THEY SUCK!




FIRED -


TAGS: pizza sucks donkey balls cubby
Rating: 5/5

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LD0ne - February 11, 2011, 3:32 pm
i really worked at dominos and got fired because i came to work high as a kite one day and started yelling at the customers... if it wasn't for the Pie thing this might have been mine i only no pi up to the 10th digit
Cubbybear - January 16, 2011, 11:50 pm
I knew it!
Woodywood03a - January 16, 2011, 11:36 pm
Ok......... I did it!!!
Donkasaurus - January 13, 2011, 9:11 pm
I tried to apologize to the narwhal but I got frustrated when I could remember the 47th word of my apology. and it wasn't lava cake mix! It was my special recipe! ;)


TOGETHERNESS -




BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.




HOLIDAY -




BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD -


TAGS: beavis butthead mtv sucks today
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:18 am
See, now I got to admit I thought the poster was tongue in cheek .. Boy is my face red.
RonE - August 8, 2011, 2:52 am
Hated the show, the network and just about everything it stood for. Waste of money, time and airspace. But... that is my own POV. Just didn't see why anyone would but to each their own.
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 5:28 pm
That was a good one. My particular fave is when they forget how to pee. Funny as hell, with a Slayer video at the end ("Seasons In the Abyss").
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 8:12 am
I remember this epi5ode. When they worked at that fast food restaurant and ended up chucking everything into the ceiling fan, funniest episode ever
rudeboy308 - August 7, 2011, 12:09 am
MTV just turned 30 this year, but only the VH1 classic site is celebrating it. I stopped watching the main network when they took this show off the air. Now more than then, the Dead Kennedys' song is right: "MTV, Get Off the Air"
Verdeckt - August 7, 2011, 12:00 am
Very a5tute


TEAM LUKE OR TEAM HAN - only Leia can decide


TAGS: twilight sucks star wars rocks
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by DLM4

Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 4:36 pm
and Luke's her brother.
rnbw00 - August 31, 2011, 4:29 pm
And she did. since she & Han had 3 or 4 kids.


HEARTBREAK -




A Show of Hands -




MISUNDERSTANDINGS -


TAGS: october challenge dyslexia neener sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Neener

Reality Lord - October 25, 2010, 5:23 pm

love it!


THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.


TAGS: why is it creamy you are sucking milk from a guitar
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
@ Cubby, Methuselah wouldn't remember your 151st.
TheTrashHeap - June 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
For the 10000th time people QUALITY OVER QUANTITY IF YOU CAN'T DO BOTH!
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:59 pm
And I don't know why the 151 looks cloudy in the this pic, I don't want to know, maybe backwash? :(~ But I have some hooror stories of 151 and coke... I shudder to even think about them...
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:54 pm
I've rejected a thousand of deadrasin's poster today alone! Your posters are getting (marginally) better though! Keep it up.
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
I am but a guppy swimming with Meglodons, I bow to your Motifake superiority.
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:41 pm
I can't even remember my 151 post.
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
lol
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
151, no less! The moderators must have a soft spot for you, I just looked at a few of them and......let's be nice and say that I've seen better and more original posts on 4chan...
GreyScorpion - June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm
Awww Raisin, you don't give yourself enough credit. It's more like Ten's of Thousands ;)
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 3:20 pm
Coincedently this is my 151st Motifake excepted(of thousands). I am a legend in my own mind and I am not alone.


WARDROBE DECISIONS - Are Much Cooler When You're Fictional


TAGS: mario wardrobe decisions yoshi sucks
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
kirby has way more to choose from
Cloudchaser - January 11, 2010, 11:09 pm
As if there's really a need to decide when a tanuki fursuit is available


GOOD CALL REF - Let's be honest, we didn't need instant replay to know that.


TAGS: raiders suck haha football
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Mitchell

agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:37 pm
See, mooooo? If I was mexican, I wouldn't have given this poster a 5!


YOUR WIFE - This is when you know that your life sucks.




CLASSES -


TAGS: remake challenge wow homelessness sucks
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 1:29 am
Here's the remake.
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 12:32 am
Thanks, guys. This poster is actually a remake of the first motifake I ever made. Ah, memories...
spacedog - August 29, 2010, 11:22 pm
Well done Bart. Virtual Karma 5L
Reality Lord - August 29, 2010, 10:53 pm

that is awesome!!!! i'm a gamer , no not WoW but this is so on the money! 5bitches bart


CONFUSION -


TAGS: crap posts suck the life out of everyone
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

panic8 - October 29, 2010, 6:00 am
Sometimes confusion is useful, it keeps people thinking, distraction is another story.
Neener - October 29, 2010, 1:38 am
I like this and the tags.


MOTIFAKE - Sure, Some Of The Posters Suck That Isn't Always Bad


TAGS: suck content
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:54 pm

your lady has a short throat?
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 9:51 pm
Sometimes I wish my penis was invisible.
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 8:46 pm
I think I saw this pic earlier on SlutBride.com 5L


THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future


TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by minimaan

fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am
hahaaa...SHIT


WEIGHT LIFTING - when you struggle to lift 30 pounds, dont try to lift 400.




GALILEO GALILEI - Thinks Newton should suck it


TAGS: go suck it isaac newton
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Derek - February 17, 2010, 3:25 am
..because he knows Newton will be born the year after he dies.


SOCCER - What do you do when baseball, basketball, football and hockey, are just too hard, and you are too slow to make the track team? Don't worry, we got you covered.




BUDDIES - Give me 4 and a dewclaw




MOTIFAKE REGULARS -


TAGS: if i forgot anybody sorry or suck it up depending on who you are
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:44 am
Glad I actually caught you here. Take it easy.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
LMAO! Good timing! It'll all spiral now.... keep an eye on the news!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
I've got Guinness, Cuban seafood on my breath, the scent of Tropical body spray in the air, Dean Martin playing on the computer, and moooo online.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:41 am
sorry dude but I gotta crash (dinner at the mother in law's tomorrow, I need to rest up for that) I'll be back tonight.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
HA! On any other day...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
You're such a girl.......But i like you anyways (no homo)(no matter how many times you ask)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:36 am
Albeit, if any noobs had brain-one in that soft encasing, they'd be submitting like crazy before I hit that level where I become intolerant.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:34 am
And this is hardly drunk by either of our standards. I spent time with my not-girlfriend, and with my 1L girl... I'm just trying to be a man again.... now that they're not around.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:32 am
That's the.... ummmmm.... Jamesons drinker calling the Guinness drinker black.... er, drunk?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:30 am
I'm not so much "rattled" as I am "Beguiled".....AGGY IS DRUNK AGAIN!!!!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:28 am
Not that it's more than disturbing to me that I can rattle the almighty mooooo. One hell of a questionable feat.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:27 am
All that's missing, my friend, is the look on my face when I say stuff like this. I sell it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:25 am
You're a strange little WOP.....do you know that?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:24 am
Look... some people like sheep, some like peanutbutter, some like TTH's bare ass, while others just like a good penetration shot. Why try to cater to each individual? Just send the whole collection out, and see who orders the wallet-size copies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 am
I'll give you that. but did he have to send us all those pics?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:16 am
Come on already... when a goat just outright says that they like peanutbutter... what's a TTH to do?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:15 am
Meh....are we working on this one now? do you really think Trash deserves it.....after what he did to those goats and all?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:13 am
Like I was under any impression that I had a chance to claw my way back into the good graces that I never had in the first place?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:11 am
Fucker....you know Mrs mooooo is off limits. She's gonna hate you more when she reads that....and you're already in her bad books.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:08 am
If she isn't unpacked yet, can you tell her to check for my bottle opener?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:07 am
Except the liver....yeah, same condition.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:05 am
So, she found you right where she left you... and in the same condition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:03 am
Good, Good...the Mrs got home tonight...she's in good spirits (I'm in the usual spirits)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:00 am
How's the evening going, my friend?
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:40 pm

sent that vietnamese chick you know.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
Ok......... who lives closest to Vegas.... I'm in need of more Guinness, and I'm already 10 in. Someone? A quick run?
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 9:39 am
WTF?!? What did you set on fire? :S
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:53 pm
crap! I just sent something on fire, that's gonna be hard to hide....
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
The general public... It's a common ailment.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
who you askin?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
ANYWAY, not to be a conversation stopper... How's the syphilis?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:46 pm
PMs, grey.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:44 pm
you needed to get here earlier, we needed a female point of perspective
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:37 pm
I didn't do shit. :P
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:32 pm
don't even think about it Chickster...I see you
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:30 pm
we all have our cross to bear...I'm looking for that pic now!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:28 pm
God of Retards...LOL!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:16 pm
...you are a GOD!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
cubby, you're an internet icon. countless tributes are made, n))bs try to copy your style, your posters are linked to 1000's of web pages. yep you're wife was right...
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
So true Cubby. But, sometimes a vacation from the norm does one's creative side good
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:13 pm
I'm going to have to get a new avatar, Cubby's booty dance is too much
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:12 pm
Do you realize counting NaughtyFake, I've made 5732 posters? I am a retard! If I didn't take that 5 month break last year, it would be a lot more
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:10 pm
They sell them at the tourist stores
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
a snow globe...cubby, do they have those in Hawaii?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:08 pm
my wife gets her daily excercise by rolling her eyes at me....and she eats like a Tour De France biker
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:06 pm
@Cubby...LMFAO
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
The wife thinks I'm a retard...really.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
(Back in 20 minutes)
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
And considerably better than an STD
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
@GS..."I can't believe how much money I saved you here..." Yea, I already got that call last night.
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:02 pm
A T-Shirt is better than a Snow globe or Key Chain from the airport gift shop
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
I never thought of that Cubby...Next time there will be no leftover stakes, I promise!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Agreed, Cubby... my ex gf and the one before her rolled their eyes at me when I talked about it. The cuban girl hops on the site from time to time, but she still thinks that my posters suck. I think it's personal.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Bone, you know she'll be more than glad to see you, after she shows you what she "picked up" while she was there. maybe you'll get a t-shirt! "I was at Dick's on the Wharf"
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Shake that ass, Cubby! LOL!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
This is why a lot of Regs were only MotiFaking at work....jeez
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
Well the Rent-A-Nurse that watched over me every night to make sure I didn't have another heart attack only at salads.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
I have my work cut out for me too. Johnnie Walker is sending me Thank you cards for keeping their Inventory flowing the last month
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:54 pm
Leftover steaks? How is this possible?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Hell, I'd put more money in her checking account if she'd stay longer...I still have a few stakes left, and that keg of Heineken ain't going finish itself.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
LOL @ cubby!! yes we do, and they all have one constant
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
Each and every one of us has a tragic tale
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
them chippendale shows ain't cheap
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
I hear ya GS. Mine robbed my cash kitty...said it was for tips.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:48 pm
I mean, I can't argue with the existence of such a group.... they do have it rough.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
Aggy...didn't know that. I think you may be on to something there.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
mrs Bone left with suitcases? mine left with a credit card, and a smile
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
mmmm, 1984? Big Momma is watching us?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:45 pm
How many women you know go to Chicago with two suitcases and only one is packed?
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mrs moooo is out of town, too.... I'm tellin' ya... something's up!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
yeeeah aggy, never thought about that....Cahooots I tell you!! they're in Cahooots!
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
Trust me...it wasn't a shopaholics convention
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
As far as the grease fire goes...I'd just tell her that her sister came over and cooked one night. It kinda runs in the family.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
All of these girls out of town at the same time? I'm starting to wonder if there's a "my man is a motifaker" support convention somewhere that we're not aware of.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:40 pm
point of advice, Yankee candles do NOT mask the smell of cigars, and grease fires
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Mrs.Bone will be back from Chicago in about two hours...so I took the day off to clean. But she'll know half the city was over here while she was gone no matter how much I cleaned.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Nothing like a woman's presence... can't argue there. Nor can I argue Bone's bacon point.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
must be, her back bacon got me achin'
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
That's the bacon that you smell
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:34 pm
me either, she's trying to feed me to keep me around, I'm trying to get to the dirt as fast as I can! I do miss her though, she smells purdy
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
I fail to see any fault in your recipe.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
when I cook, meat, with meat, and a side of meat wrapped in bacon, and some potatoes, and a scotch. when she cooks, there's noodles, and some kind of vegtable. my arteries are screamin' for her to come home
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
LMAO!!! Well... like you said, at least there's now a light.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:27 pm
that's what I've been missin' that blowin bubbles thing, and not having to eat my own cooking
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:26 pm
My cuban is back in town... so, there goes my sleeping in on the weekends. It sounds like more of a complaint than it actually is.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:24 pm
Well, I'm sure you've made all you can from the alone time, and are essentially dying to get that control(er) back into your bubble.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
i'm livin La Vida Loca this week. there is light at the end of the tunnel 6 week tunnel. sunday, the return of she who tells me when I'm the boss
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:15 pm
How's it going this evening, Grey?
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:16 pm
Anyone left out should read the tags. They know which comment is directed at whom.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Love it! It's impossible to get EVERYONE on one poster. I do appreciate the nod, and anyone left off should understand. If not they can make their own damn tribute poster...+5
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:31 am
poor TTH. I know how you feel. Remember the Wolf Shirt poster? You just can't get everybody on, especially if you do it spur of the moment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:54 am
Ugly?....sure.....But that cabin gives great head. Much like Aggy's sister.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:51 am
I've heard aboot your 'milkshakes' Mooooooooooooooooo. Cabin fever rears it's ugly head.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:18 am
Mine was a mint chocolate chip milkshake. It was goooood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:17 am
You weren't forgotten IceMan......you were ignored..........And then you were ridiculed......Then we had milkshakes....and all was good.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
LMFAO! TTH missed a few... it's killing him!
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
Never mind me. I'm used to it.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 1:10 am
great poster TTH, thanks for the mention
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:44 pm
Are you gonna cry?...If you do, save the tears....i hear Virgin tears are like the fountain of youth.
CpnKangaroo - April 19, 2010, 11:41 pm
hmmmmm


COMING OF AGE -


TAGS: culos says puberty sucks
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by culos

mariand - September 20, 2011, 11:36 am
LOL @ Sean...
Sean - September 20, 2011, 11:11 am
Wait a minute. Those things come off? My mom lied to me. I supposed it it also NOT illegal to wear a bicycle helmet without a baseball cap underneith, is it?
Maddness - September 19, 2011, 3:25 pm
Preach it brother thats how I feel


IN LIFE -


TAGS: life can suck friends talk
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by caveman

gas - July 23, 2011, 12:47 pm
*post
gas - July 23, 2011, 12:45 pm
It's exactly what I think when I read somme comments on fb of the kind "find friends who speak the truth to you... blablabla". I doubt that who postes this really would like to have so sincere friends


POKER - If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.




NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.


TAGS: greatness burn fire twilight sucks poet
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

HETHCOX25RAIDER - May 12, 2010, 1:15 am
u got that right


ANIME - Seriously, What's up with this shit? Gimme Bugs & Daffy anytime


TAGS: anime sucks
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

LumFan - January 26, 2012, 12:33 am
Sad in that there are plenty of good anime shows out there. Plus, Bugs and Daffy have not been any good since Mel Blanc died. (Well, I did like Space Jam, but that was the exception.)
926010 - March 2, 2010, 2:37 pm
How sad....


NO U - He's also the asshole who brought the economy to it's lowest level in 17 years, Lost millions of jobs, and also, Before him, gas was a dollar.


TAGS: bush sucks
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Morgan

GrimFilth - June 8, 2009, 2:05 pm
Kansas kiddie, really? who chooses the people for the congress then? Even hitler did more good to this world then this retard.
Kansas - August 21, 2008, 7:45 pm
Hey, kids...CONGRESS CONTROLS ECONOMIC POLICY...NOT THE PRESIDENT. Learn how your gov't. works before embarassing yourselves.
RnR - July 28, 2008, 6:13 am
from the last signed EO's it looks like the Zimbabwe situation is going to be escalated over the coming weeks in order to invoke NSPD51 in september or october. But all that is really needed is an "anniversary event" in september...
Zed - July 28, 2008, 5:33 am
... the Patriot Act and Executive Order NSPD 51, which eliminate Habeus Corpus as well as the Sixth, Seventh, and Fourth Amendments to the Bill Of Rights. (Trial by Jury,both Federal and Civil, Search and Seizure) (not Fourth, my bad, switched numbers the
Zed - July 28, 2008, 5:29 am
No, Kathleen, there are plenty of factual things we can blame him for, like TREASON (outing a CIA operative, esp. during wartime), as well as the Patriot Act and Executive Order NSPD 51(which eliminate Habeus Corpus and the Sixth, Seventh, and Second Amen
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:46 pm
This guy's a killer and anyone who supports him is also supporting a killer
Max - June 14, 2008, 9:33 pm
Nobody can argue that he's a fucking dumbass. Nobody. Any idiot with a pulse can have their daddy pull strings so they can barely make it through college.
guy - May 26, 2008, 12:02 am
hey dumbass gas is expensive cause jimmy carter and congress during jimmy carter's presidency signed legislation to make the oil price decided by speculation, dumbass
Neal - May 8, 2008, 11:37 pm
Bush stole some dudes dentures too!
Kathleen - May 8, 2008, 7:08 am
Gas is expensive in most countries these days. Hey, before Bush, my grandfather was alive. Gonna blame him for that too?


SUCKING - Having been 1500 days And you lose to Purdue Sucking- Michigan Football




KEYS TO SUCCESS - No matter what.. always look like you have no idea wtf is going on


TAGS: wade phillips dallas cowgirls suck
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by clbryan

culos - November 9, 2010, 3:57 am
and your point is...???
440wakeup - November 9, 2010, 2:29 am
they denied my WADE-ifake "WADE PHILLIPS who couldn't coax a stripper to do a line of "METH"


PT BARNUM - was right


TAGS: a sucker born every minute
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:17 pm
nice one airman 5L's
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:58 am
I hear they have a sweet, crunchy taste.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:57 am
NO...no acid....not after the last time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:56 am
I barely own my car......I'm not likely to own a home any time soon......I do have an ant farm...
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:56 am
HA! moo does have a wild streak
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:55 am
my neighbours are Rocky and Bullwinkle and yogi bear.
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 1:55 am
He was thinking heifer on acid.
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:54 am
Home Owners Association. What? I thought you Canuckians knew aboot these socialist organizations?
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:50 am
HOA?
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:50 am
I found the full size picture but ever since i seen that poster i cant think of anything else for it
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:49 am
Your HOA must love you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:48 am
Nice one Canada....caption could be Way better though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:47 am
I don't have a lawn....so there!
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:47 am
http://www.funlol.com/14653/Mexican_ghostbusters.html
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:46 am
Thanks! Viva la Revolution!!!!
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:46 am
dont say that to loud. he'll poison your lawn
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:45 am
At least until my coup against Aggy and the Mexican Mafia plays out.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:44 am
HA! congrats you creepy bastard lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:44 am
No PB....and I'm just an approval mod.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:43 am
What......No love for Mooooooooooooo.....alright then, I still love you.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:43 am
you didn't have to "clean up" any peanut butter to get that job did ya?
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:41 am
When the 13th level of hell opened up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:41 am
a few hours ago. You want some of this bitch?....lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:40 am
It has never been proven that he made that quote...In fact,Michael Cassius McDonald is more likely to have coined the phrase.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:39 am
HOLY SHIT MOO+! when did you become a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:37 am
there's a sucker born every minute. PT Barnum quote.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:36 am
picture made me laugh but i dont understand the caption
Anonymous2 - September 10, 2010, 8:50 pm
I love it! 5L
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
LMAO! Amsome Airman. 5L
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 5:05 pm
BOOM!! 5 1/2 dollar lions!


WHEN IT ALL BOILS DOWN -


TAGS: work sucks beach challenge iceman
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - December 6, 2010, 1:48 am
Nice one Iceman.
Derek - December 5, 2010, 5:14 pm
And it's by Iceman :})
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 12:24 am
Love it.


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THE FAMILY REBEL - I can't believe I have to wait 6 more years to get away from these freaks. To be born here, my Karma must have totally sucked!




SCREW THE CATS -


TAGS: lolcats suck starvation kids washboard abs
Rating: 4.46/5

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pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 7:01 pm
i probably shoud feel bad, but i don't. 5L's
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:25 pm

n1 fp...solid
culos - September 2, 2010, 11:59 am
English! Do they speak it! It's Can we HAZ Cheeseburger guys, no wonder the cats beat you to it!


DRAGON BALL Z -


TAGS: awesome show live action sucked
Rating: 4.38/5

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corbett06 - August 14, 2010, 9:29 pm
i finnaly watched soul eater...thats an interesting choice of avatar for you toc..medusa the witch..i think i spelled medusa wrong but oh well...its a good show
corbett06 - August 13, 2010, 9:01 am
yeah they do they also remind me of the throne gundam zwei from gundam 00
Bartimaeus - August 13, 2010, 12:43 am
Just started checking it out. That Zaku-looking one that chick pilots looks awesome. Those little drones she fires off kind of remind me of the Rose Gundam from G.
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 11:53 pm
Very interesting. Tell me more.
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 11:51 pm
they have a new gundam out its name is kinda gay tho...gundam unicorn...but it continues the story of zion from like gundam x and gundam SD
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:31 pm
Yeah, Medusa from Soul Eater. That was a good manga...never really got much into the anime with that one. I'm thinking about starting on DGrayman; it's kind of on my list next to Claymore.
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
ah ok the character style looks similar...Dgray isnt bad i had a string of nights at work and was super bored so i watched it
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:26 pm
Soul Eater. I never could get into DGrey
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 12:23 pm
i agree with toc i liked the old ones but they should have made a new show not improved the old..toc is your avatar from D grayman?
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 9:53 am
Mmmm... gotta admit, even I'M not the biggest fan of anything DragonBall. When Nick started playing DBZKai, I rolled my eyes. They should have spent that $ making a new show, not remastering the old one.
culos - August 12, 2010, 8:05 am
I tasted Bull teticles in Spain and Horse-balls in Belgium, haven't been able to slay a dragon yet, but who knows, I might like it after all...
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 3:27 am
So then, your problem isn't with DBZ but with anime in general. Doesn't that make you somewhat prejudiced?
ICEMAN - August 12, 2010, 1:04 am
I think not. Much closer to Bugs, Daffy, Jonny Quest & Wolverine. Hell, I have no idea what a sailor moon is.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 12:58 am
Come on, Ice. What were you? A Sailor Moon fan?
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 11:26 pm
5l...my son loved this show
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 11:23 pm
Seriously, it was ghey.


DINOSAURS - Thanks for getting us from A to B.




BORDER PROTECTION -




MIKE - Going to New York in style


TAGS: hybrids suck tree huggers
Rating: 3.59/5

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Bah - November 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Mike is my hero. Making the world a better place, one rage-filled whining hippy at a time!
MO - September 26, 2009, 10:20 pm
Dude I'm a one ho MO!!! NIK is my....wait that didn't come out right....
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
Yeah you guys could be brothers, or lovers ... me and Christine won't judge you for that.
MO - September 26, 2009, 10:09 pm
Just had to comment on this since it actually sounds just like my day.
MO - September 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
Me and MIKE got alot in common! Today the pig and I ripped through NYC. Hit Times Square, Chelsea Piers, Central Park and dinner at the Hard Rock. I blew by prolly 20 hybrids in my F-150 and used up my quota of gas for the week and theirs to!!
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
Wow, pissing off a complete stranger over the internet ... Mike makes it look so easy.
Lulz - September 26, 2009, 10:02 pm
Hope Mike gets anally raped by 3 black men and a horse.
Luke - September 18, 2009, 3:11 am
dontevenreply.com
CANADA - July 15, 2009, 12:56 pm
the vehicle vs. dick size is bullshit. a myth made up by hybrid driving panzys and the jelouse
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
Poor Mike. If his penis was any smaller, he'd have an "inny". (And please don't no one tell my wife I'm stealing her material. She wants to be able to use all this stuff on her next husband as well. And I hope he's named Mike.)
Nik - July 13, 2009, 10:06 pm
Yeah, I've seen something like that too. I live in a BIG tourist town.
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 10:01 pm
I grew up in a tourist town and had a tshirt with that tourist season bit on it.
MO - July 13, 2009, 9:53 pm
Who you calling a timmy?
Nik - July 13, 2009, 9:49 pm
EWWWW!!!! TMI.
MO - July 13, 2009, 9:40 pm
Quack, quack bang!!! Scrubbed a little too hard...and fast.
Nik - July 13, 2009, 9:36 pm
Oh...I am ALL aboot shooting tourists!!!
MO - July 13, 2009, 9:35 pm
Now that is ROFLMAO material!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 9:34 pm
Actually it's tourist season.... so why can't I shoot them?
Nik - July 13, 2009, 9:34 pm
Besides, you don't hunt ducks, you scrub them.
Nik - July 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
WABBIT SEASON!!!
MO - July 13, 2009, 9:32 pm
Duck season!
Nik - July 13, 2009, 9:32 pm
Well it's wabbit season isn't it?
MO - July 13, 2009, 9:28 pm
Funny girl! What's mike hunt?
Nik - July 13, 2009, 9:24 pm
Oh...Mike hunts alright.
MO - July 13, 2009, 9:20 pm
I like Mike! Does he hunt?
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 9:11 pm
Food not fun!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 13, 2009, 9:04 pm
At least I don't run over bunnies for fun.
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Mike sounds a lot like mooooooooooo to me!


GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS - Good News: He flushed before he passed out Bad News: You have to get him dressed before the ambulance gets there.




Rethinking -


TAGS: life sucks big time
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - July 3, 2013, 1:47 am
Thanks! :)
spacedog - July 2, 2013, 6:06 pm
Nice one JW.


IN TODAY’S YOUTH - The term ‘that’s my favourite song ever’. Ever- referring to the most recent memory the brain can remember


TAGS: teen music sucks choice hard
Rating: 4.84/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:36 pm
true 5tory


FROM CURIOUS TO FURIOUS -




BAD COOKING - My Cooking sucks, but fortunately so do I


TAGS: suck popsickle drawing
Rating: 4.08/5

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LogicDude - March 15, 2010, 2:01 pm
Nice! 5L!


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: sucks
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 9:02 am
Solid.


FIDO - Enjoys his visits to the Cat-House


TAGS: fido visit cat house enjoy head job suck
Rating: 2.92/5

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LD0ne - November 13, 2009, 1:02 pm
ACK!!!


LIPS - I bet they didn't get theirs from sucking watermelons !!


TAGS: lips suck sucking watermelons head job
Rating: 2.88/5

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shmoe13 - February 7, 2011, 3:36 am
i bet she gives great helmet


JERSEY SHORE - 2012 cannot get here soon enough.


TAGS: jersey shore sucks 2012 disaster
Rating: 2.75/5

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Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 2:00 am
Figures. This is how it all ends...5/5


HUGSY -


TAGS: ps3 playstation hardcore gamer gaming sucks
Rating: 2.27/5

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razhneh - December 7, 2010, 12:07 pm
ps3 can go eat a d*ck.
me - August 27, 2009, 2:39 pm
lol... no. i'm not a 360 fan
spencer - August 9, 2009, 6:29 pm
wow you must be a 360 fan. get a real hobby. or jump off a cliff.


TRULY DEMOTIVATIONAL, GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS -




YOGA MASTER - Still can't self fellate. Keep it up! The stretching that is.




IRAQ -


TAGS: iraq canada suck
Rating: 1.8/5


DIRTY THOUGHTS -




LOSING -




MIDDLE AGE -


TAGS: tunnel life suck age
Rating: 4.9/5

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spacedog - July 19, 2010, 4:38 pm
Perfect Rerun! 5(when the hell did that happen)L.
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 2:11 am
Middle age really bites
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 1:37 am
That's why I'm still single... I'm gonna OWN this mid-life crisis, baby! Besides, I want to go from dating young women to a stroke serving as the gateway to alzheimer's. That ought to be coming up any min....... yyyyaaaaarrrk!
pzykosiz - July 19, 2010, 1:35 am
classic. 5L
rerun - July 19, 2010, 1:33 am

well, things get kinda hectic and those things just slip the mind....I attribute it to middle age
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 1:31 am
Middle, you say? 5L


TWILIGHT VAMPIRES -


TAGS: gay vampires suck your mom
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 10:13 pm

thnx go out to autumnspirit for help.


FANTASY - Just because you suck that doesn't make you a vampire.




DESPAIR - Is the price one pays For setting oneself An impossible aim.




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